i-hate-tubbs-the-cat:

I just thought I’d share this moment, proving once again why Tubbs is the worst.

Guy Furry is right there - probably not even ten feet away - pouring his heart and soul into making the most beautiful sundae I’ve ever been graced to see a cat create.

And then there’s Tubbs. Sitting there next to an empty bowl of Frisky Bitz with that smug look on his face. I’m absolutely certain Guy Furry would have loved to share his sundae with all the cats there - even Tubbs. But Tubbs decided to eat this cheap cat food instead.

Guy Furry has yet to return to my yard after this insult to his culinary art. I’ve even been buying sashimi to have him return to his passion, whether making pizza on the Heating Stove or a gourmet sundae in the Glass Vase, but Tubbs’ injustice cannot go unexcused.

Tubbs, tubbs, tubbs. First he eats all the food and doesn’t share, now he’s making fun of the cooking of others. Who does he think he is? A fiend. That’s who he is.